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bigdaddy1 All-Star Author Milwaukee Posts:832 Points:103,170 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Sep 25, 2005 11:02:11 PM Ignore bigdaddy1 Report Abuse Your family tree does not fork! A tribute to Jeff Foxworthy, feel free to add to it! [Edited by: bigdaddy1 at 9/25/2005 11:02:18 PM EST]

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Your family tree does not fork!
A tribute to Jeff Foxworthy, feel free to add to it!

[Edited by: bigdaddy1 at 9/25/2005 11:02:18 PM EST]

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rocknvox All-Star Author Bakersfield Posts:689 Points:139,725 Joined:Nov 2012	Message Posted: Mar 17, 2013 1:26:32 PM Ignore rocknvox Report Abuse you might be a meth head if you walk the street all night, take apart alarm clocks when you quit picking your scabs.
SmartShopper520 All-Star Author Ontario Posts:514 Points:74,120 Joined:Feb 2013	Message Posted: Mar 11, 2013 3:31:47 PM Ignore SmartShopper520 Report Abuse mightin' have a little of that red-neck flowin' deep within those veins if'n ya be really enjoyin' that red-duck Duck show that is presently showin' on the tele-vision folks!! My Canadian husband gets a real kick out of that show and I can hear him laughin' from his guts when he takes that one in. Good for the soul of a would-be red neck!!
rich13251 Sophomore Author Toledo Posts:191 Points:108,835 Joined:Dec 2012	Message Posted: Feb 28, 2013 4:27:33 PM Ignore rich13251 Report Abuse you might be a redneck if you drive your John Deere to school.
Chem60 Champion Author Tallahassee Posts:3,832 Points:815,000 Joined:Oct 2010	Message Posted: Feb 23, 2013 6:49:26 AM Ignore Chem60 Report Abuse Thanks for the good laughs!
R209 Champion Author California Posts:6,633 Points:243,545 Joined:Jul 2012	Message Posted: Dec 3, 2012 4:09:13 AM Ignore R209 Report Abuse You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
R209 Champion Author California Posts:6,633 Points:243,545 Joined:Jul 2012	Message Posted: Dec 3, 2012 4:07:26 AM Ignore R209 Report Abuse You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
R209 Champion Author California Posts:6,633 Points:243,545 Joined:Jul 2012	Message Posted: Dec 3, 2012 4:05:32 AM Ignore R209 Report Abuse You think "Taco Bell" is the Mexican Phone Company
freedom27 Champion Author Calgary Posts:2,275 Points:287,145 Joined:Aug 2005	Message Posted: Oct 10, 2012 4:39:53 PM Ignore freedom27 Report Abuse You eat roadkill
wayne1066 Rookie Author California Posts:97 Points:435,820 Joined:Feb 2011	Message Posted: Sep 23, 2012 11:43:30 AM Ignore wayne1066 Report Abuse Ray Stevens has a song about being to drunk to fish.
MelBert12 Rookie Author Arizona Posts:10 Points:7,585 Joined:Jul 2012	Message Posted: Jul 28, 2012 1:23:11 PM Ignore MelBert12 Report Abuse You might be a red neck if yer to drunk to fish
madman120 Champion Author Cleveland Posts:1,682 Points:646,370 Joined:Feb 2011	Message Posted: Jul 27, 2012 12:30:22 AM Ignore madman120 Report Abuse You may be a redneck if you have more cars that do not run, then cars that do run.
michael360 All-Star Author Missouri Posts:507 Points:678,845 Joined:Apr 2008	Message Posted: Jul 5, 2012 8:48:51 PM Ignore michael360 Report Abuse your five-year- old can rebuild a carburetor [Edited by: michael360 at 7/5/2012 8:51:01 PM EST]
CheePio Champion Author Columbus Posts:15,946 Points:2,835,065 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: Jul 3, 2012 11:26:09 AM Ignore CheePio Report Abuse You may be a redneck if, "Let's have some barbecue" starts with you catching the hog.
CheePio Champion Author Columbus Posts:15,946 Points:2,835,065 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: Jul 3, 2012 11:22:17 AM Ignore CheePio Report Abuse You may a (Deep-South) redneck if your school lunch ever came with crawdads or gator.
CheePio Champion Author Columbus Posts:15,946 Points:2,835,065 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: Jul 3, 2012 11:19:14 AM Ignore CheePio Report Abuse You may be a redneck if your Mama packs your school lunch and your clear drink comes in a pint-size canning jar that Pa cooked up himself.
CheePio Champion Author Columbus Posts:15,946 Points:2,835,065 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: Jul 3, 2012 11:02:38 AM Ignore CheePio Report Abuse You have grandchildren, but no in-laws.
CheePio Champion Author Columbus Posts:15,946 Points:2,835,065 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: Jul 3, 2012 10:08:35 AM Ignore CheePio Report Abuse You think cars and trucks come in only two models--Chevy and Ford.
CheePio Champion Author Columbus Posts:15,946 Points:2,835,065 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: Jul 3, 2012 9:56:25 AM Ignore CheePio Report Abuse You tell your wife you're going fishing with Bubba, and she asks, "Which one?"
michael360 All-Star Author Missouri Posts:507 Points:678,845 Joined:Apr 2008	Message Posted: Jul 2, 2012 11:08:38 AM Ignore michael360 Report Abuse you might be a redneck if ? your dad's cell number had nothing to do with the telephone
michael360 All-Star Author Missouri Posts:507 Points:678,845 Joined:Apr 2008	Message Posted: Jul 2, 2012 11:06:14 AM Ignore michael360 Report Abuse you might be a redneck if ? you cried the first day your son tapped his first keg
michael360 All-Star Author Missouri Posts:507 Points:678,845 Joined:Apr 2008	Message Posted: Jul 2, 2012 11:02:49 AM Ignore michael360 Report Abuse yoo've ever changed a diaper on a denny's table
HomelyGrits Sophomore Author Dayton Posts:224 Points:44,055 Joined:Dec 2011	Message Posted: Feb 16, 2012 8:29:37 AM Ignore HomelyGrits Report Abuse Your salad bowls all say "COOL WHIP" on the side.
DimplesAkaKaren Champion Author Illinois Posts:2,139 Points:18,695 Joined:Sep 2011	Message Posted: Oct 5, 2011 11:43:40 AM Ignore DimplesAkaKaren Report Abuse You and your spouse get divorced and you are still relatives.
chicosamom Sophomore Author Raleigh Posts:122 Points:23,150 Joined:Aug 2011	Message Posted: Sep 2, 2011 9:34:38 PM Ignore chicosamom Report Abuse love it
CheePio Champion Author Columbus Posts:15,946 Points:2,835,065 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: Aug 25, 2011 10:16:47 AM Ignore CheePio Report Abuse You have twelve kids and six of them (all girls) look like you.
CheePio Champion Author Columbus Posts:15,946 Points:2,835,065 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: Aug 25, 2011 10:13:59 AM Ignore CheePio Report Abuse You won't slip your coon hound scraps under the table--you love him too much!
CheePio Champion Author Columbus Posts:15,946 Points:2,835,065 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: Aug 25, 2011 10:11:58 AM Ignore CheePio Report Abuse You typically use your wife's cookies as clay pigeons.
CheePio Champion Author Columbus Posts:15,946 Points:2,835,065 Joined:May 2005	Message Posted: Aug 25, 2011 9:59:47 AM Ignore CheePio Report Abuse Your mother just got busted for moonshinin'---and you love her still.
Marc56 Sophomore Author Asheville Posts:223 Points:374,480 Joined:Apr 2011	Message Posted: Jul 7, 2011 5:13:17 PM Ignore Marc56 Report Abuse If you can burp and say your name at the same time.
Marc56 Sophomore Author Asheville Posts:223 Points:374,480 Joined:Apr 2011	Message Posted: Jul 7, 2011 5:12:43 PM Ignore Marc56 Report Abuse You believe you got a set of matched luggage if you have two shopping bags from the same store.
Pinky1970 Champion Author South Carolina Posts:5,332 Points:950,340 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Jul 5, 2011 10:20:58 PM Ignore Pinky1970 Report Abuse You may be a redneck if you understand Jeff Foxworthy.
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